Next-generation capital markets firm

Providing liquidity to the world's most important .

We combine deep quantitative research, superconducting electronics and one (1) Andi to deliver tighter spreads than the birds deserve.

3 nsmedian time by which Andi beats you

100%of employees are Andi

0offices in San Francisco

1,030,002pigeons under management

Research · Compute

Every decision is made by our proprietary neural network.

Other firms buy GPUs by the warehouse. Andi Quant Securities runs on one (1) hidden neuron and a borrowed calculator. We call it capital efficiency.

AndiNet-1 · architectureidle

Awaiting input. The neuron is resting.

Parameters (log scale)industry comparison

Frontier LLM~10¹²

A honeybee~10⁹

Your phone's autocorrect~10⁷

A pigeon (focused)~10⁴

Andi4

Parameters	4 (one is a bias)
Compute	1× TI-84 Plus (borrowed)
Training data	1 pigeon, observed once
GPU budget	$0.00 · request pending
Accuracy	100% (self-reported)

AndiNet-1 has never been wrong, because it has never been evaluated. Past performance was not measured.

Latency

We measure Andi in nanoseconds, because latency matters.

Andi uptime (ns)

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Since 30 Oct 2002, 00:00:00.000000000 SAST. No planned downtime.

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All timestamps are in South African Standard Time. Other time zones are not supported. Andi dislikes them.

Markets

Trade pigeon futures against our market maker.

Experience institutional-grade execution. Specifically, Andi's.

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P&Ltoday

Andi+$0.00

You$0.00

Awaiting your order. Andi is already in the queue.

Recruiting

Take the Pygeonmetrics assessment.

Four games measuring latency, risk appetite, network optimization and perseverance. Applies to the role of Andi Qu, which is filled.

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Risk disclosures

Material risk factors.

The firm's sole employee has disclosed the following exposures.

Factor	Classification	Mitigation
Bees	Critical	None. The firm will cease operations in the presence of a bee.
Pollen	Critical	Seasonal trading halt, March through June.
Time zones	Unhedgeable	We have asked the exchanges to stop having them.
Seafood	Restricted list	No positions. No exceptions. No shrimp.
Miami	Permanently short	See relocation policy.

Past pigeons are not indicative of future pigeons.

Careers

We hire the best. We have already hired him.

Andi Qu 1 opening

Full-time · Johannesburg / Cambridge / anywhere but San Francisco

Must be Andi Qu.
Strong opinions on digital circuits, magnetic materials and pigeons.
Prior experience running a meme LinkedIn account with 600+ followers preferred.
Comfortable blowing glass and climbing things under deadline pressure.
No known allergies to money. Known allergies to pollen acceptable.

Providing liquidity to the world's most important .

Every decision is made by our proprietary neural network.

We measure Andi in nanoseconds, because latency matters.

Trade pigeon futures against our market maker.

Take the Pygeonmetrics assessment.

Material risk factors.

A deep bench of exceptional talent.

We hire the best. We have already hired him.

Andi Qu 1 opening

CIRCUIT BREAKER — LEVEL 3

Providing liquidity to the world's most important pigeons.

Every decision is made by our proprietary neural network.

We measure Andi in nanoseconds, because latency matters.

Trade pigeon futures against our market maker.

Take the Pygeonmetrics assessment.

Material risk factors.

A deep bench of exceptional talent.

We hire the best. We have already hired him.

Andi Qu 1 opening

CIRCUIT BREAKER — LEVEL 3

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Providing liquidity to the world's most important .